It's no secret that kids, especially young ones, can get restless when they're forced to ride in a car for hours at a time. Mine, ages five and just-turned-three, are certainly no exceptions. Fortunately—for them, at least!—they've come up with several statements and questions to help pass the time. Here are their ten favorites. How many have you heard?
Ten Things My Kids Said During Our Four-Day Car Trip:
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1. Are we there yet? (This one is pretty standard among kids. I think it comes pre-programmed.)
2. How much longer? (A variation of number one, this question requires more than a one-word response from Mom and Dad and therefore ranks as Slightly More Annoying on the annoyance scale.)
3. How many more
Little Einstein's is it? (My kids love this show, which is roughly a half-hour long, so instead of saying that we need to drive for eight more hours, we'll say, "It's only sixteen more
Little Einsteins." Somehow, this sounds better to the kids. Whatever works...)
4. I feel poop coming out. (Said—often—by my just-starting-to-get-the-hang-of-potty training three-year-old immediately after we had strapped her into her car seat. Most of the time it was a false alarm.)
5. I have to pee. (Usually said as we're pulling
away from a rest area.)
6. I don't wanna go home! (Apparently, my three -year-old really loved her vacation—a lot! She was like the
Energizer Bunny in her repetition of this one. She kept going and going and going...)
7. I want French fries! (I think this one is also pretty universal. My kids only have fast food when we're on vacation, so we heard this a lot during our trip.)
8. I wanna get out. (Uttered by the kids every half-hour or so. I could have set my watch by them—unfortunately.)
9. I'm cold. (The three-year-old. We turned off the air-conditioning.)
10. I'm hot. (The five-year-old. We turned on the air-conditioning. NOTE: Numbers nine and ten were
always said at the same time.)
So there you have them—a few of the many sentences my kids uttered in order to
drive us crazy pass the time. Is it any wonder we only take long car trips once a year? ☺
Happy Thursday!