Friday, May 18, 2012

Friday funnies

Do you feel like this cat looks?
Read on for some Friday fun!
Photo by Shari Weinsheimer
 Courtesy of Public Domain Pictures

Ready for a laugh?

It's Friday, Blog Me MAYbe's "May I share something funny?" day, and I've got some hilarious signs, some humorous pictures, and a funny video that I hope will help start your weekend off right. First, though, in true Momma fashion, I want to share something my five-year-old son said yesterday.

I was working in the kitchen, and he and his sister were playing in the living room. He called for me to come and look at something, and when I went to see what it was, I found him sitting with his arms extended straight out in front of him and crossed. "Look," he said, "my hands are in the wrong order!" Ha! Gotta love five-year-olds!

Okay, on to the signs and pictures!
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I've been to some restaurants that should have had this sign!


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The management here obviously doesn't think their customers are the brightest bulbs!


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Remind me to leave my hovercraft at home...


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Well, at least they're honest!


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This seems about right.



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There's always one!


Finally, here's "1985," a very funny video by Bowling for Soup about a woman who is living in the past and reliving her glory days as a teenager in 1985. The song mentions several music icons from the 1980s, including Whitesnake, Madonna, Ozzy Osbourne, and Van Halen, as well as three iconic 1980's movies: The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, and St. Elmo's Fire. I think anyone who remembers the decade will find something to laugh about in this video!




Lyrics here.


What made you laugh this week?

52 comments:

  1. Oh little kids. Love em! My 2 yr old says, to my mom yesterday, "you gonna clean my ass Nanny?" I about died.

    The pics are great!

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  2. happy Friday..thanks for the laughs today!

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  3. Great Friday posting. Loved it especially the "here's your sign's" :) The cat reminds me of what I feel like on Monday's. :) Enjoyed reading and still laughing. Have a great weekend.

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    1. Glad you liked them! Have a nice weekend. :)

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  4. I enjoyed the video even though I don't know anyone lol. It was still funny.

    Just loved what your son said! A friend of mine was training her five year old children (twins) to replace the word "what" with "pardon". I spent some time with them and at one point I asked "What would you like to do?" One of the twins corrected me, "Don't say what, say pardon! Pardon would you like to do?" lol

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    1. Sometimes I forget how old I am and how young everyone else is. LOL

      "Pardon would you like to do!" How cute! Kids are great. :)

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  5. I feel like that cat today. TGIF!

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    1. Same here. Have a great weekend!

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  6. Happy Friday! Thanks for the laughs, I especially love all of the cat pictures.

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    1. Glad you liked them! Happy Friday!

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  7. Love the pics, especially the cat ones. So true.

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    1. We have a cat, and judging by her, those pictures are very true. :)

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  8. New follower here - Funny In My Mind steered me here. Great post and love the signs! People really are so weird!

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    1. Thanks, Judy. Welcome! I found your blog the same way. :)

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  9. LOL about the sorry we are opened sign!! Too cute what your 5 y/o said; always fun to hear what comes out of their mouths!! All great laughs this morning!! What made me laugh this week? Our silly corgi; he has this favorite spot to be scratched and when my husband scratches him there, the dog moves around in a very content position; always makes me laugh :)

    have a good day!

    betty

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    1. Thanks, Betty. :)

      I love dogs! We had some that would do what your corgi does. So cute!

      Have a nice day!

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  10. You made me laugh this week, with this post :) It was fun after such a busy and long week! I love that picture of the cat (the first one) It's exactly how both of my cats feel! :D

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    1. Glad the pictures helped! Have a great (and relaxing) weekend!

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  11. Great ones. Thanks for the laughs!

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  12. it's happy hour over here! thanks for the fun start to the weekend!

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  13. I love funny signs. I saw one at a church the other day that said, "If you think life is full of surprises, wait until you die." What the heck does THAT mean??? I didn't know whether I was supposed to be excited or scared. Regardless, that wouldn't make me want to join their church. Stuff like that makes me laugh. Have a wonderful weekend, Dana.

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    1. How crazy! I would have wondered the same thing.

      Have a great weekend!

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  14. Love the "Prepare to be Annoyed" warning. I've been there a few times myself and they didn't even bother to warn me. I tend to laugh a lot, but I usually forget what it was I was laughing at--and that's while I'm still laughing. My wife probably thinks I'm a bit daft.


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    An A to Z Co-Host
    Tossing It Out

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    1. I would love to see that sign before a construction zone. I think it might actually help calm down the frustrated people.

      It sounds like you have the right attitude! :)

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  15. Some really, really good chuckles today!! Thanks so much, Dana. :):)

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    1. Have a wonderful weekend, Rita!

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  16. Loved the pics! My favorite was actually the flopped over fat cat lol!

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    1. LOL I know exactly how that cat feels! :)

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  17. Those are funny! i love the comment about your son's criss-crossed hands. That sounds like something my son would say!

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  18. Sorry, we're open... LOL. I'll never understand why businesses post weird signs like that to the public. Also, I love the cat that thinks he's a king but he just sits around, lazying.

    Really funny stuff. Thanks for the laughs!

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    1. I hope those businesses are trying to be cute. Otherwise, I think they have some problems. LOL

      Have a nice weekend!

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  19. haha this is good--i love signs---and although it was not ironic, this one time i saw a church sign that gave us such a laugh-we even stopped and took a picture of it--it said----come on in, our church is like a fruitcake, kinda sweet, with a few nuts!

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  20. I love those signs, very funny! :)

    I left you a little award over at my blog. :)

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    1. Thanks, Krista! I'll head over there now.

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  21. Great video, it took me a minute to realize I'd heard that song before. I especially laughed at the "open other door" picture. Happy Friday!

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    1. Have a great weekend, Michael!

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  22. Great signs.
    I'll have to watch the video a little later. It's early and I'm enjoying being up while everyone else is sleeping.
    :)
    Have a great weekend.
    Heather

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    1. Thanks, Heather. Enjoy your peace and quiet, and have a nice weekend! :)

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  23. Very funny, I especially love the "sorry we are open"

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  24. That cat poster is so true. My cat for sure! He's not our pet. We're his humans! :)

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    1. LOL I've heard people say that about their cats!

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