Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Friday, December 20, 2013

Friday fun

Happy Friday!

Before we get to this week's funnies, I just want to thank everyone for their comments on my last post. I appreciate all the good thoughts and prayers more than you know.

I hope you enjoy this week's dose of fun. Have a wonderful weekend! ☺


http://www.funnysigns.net/dont-say-no-to-drugs/
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http://www.funnysigns.net/dork-biscuit-stick/
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http://www.funnysigns.net/farfrompoopen-road/
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http://www.funnysigns.net/admiral-ackbar-its-a-frap/
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http://www.funnysigns.net/do-you-think-they-like-star-wars/
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I've posted these two before, but I can't resist posting them again!



http://www.funnysigns.net/chirstimas-trees/
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http://www.funnysigns.net/for-lease-navidad/
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Sunday, December 8, 2013

Sunday inspiration

Happy Sunday, friends. ☺

Today's inspiration comes from The Piano Guys, a group whose vision is to create music and videos that inspire others. I featured these amazingly talented guys on my blog a little over a year ago (post here), and I'm excited to highlight them again today. Their music is beautiful and uplifting. If you happen to be feeling any Christmas doldrums—or panic, as I mentioned I was feeling earlier this week!—this performance will almost certainly make you feel better. Enjoy!



Wishing you all a creative and inspirational Sunday. ☺

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Sunday inspiration

Happy Sunday!

Two years ago, a group of singers from the Los Angeles-based Journey of Faith Church performed this Christmas flash mob at the South Bay Galleria in Redondo Beach. Watching it brings happy tears to my eyes, and I hope you enjoy it, too. Have a beautiful Sunday!


Friday, December 21, 2012

Friday fun

Happy Friday!

Are you ready for Christmas? I thought I was, but in the last few days I've learned that I'm actually very, very far behind. If you're also feeling some holiday stress, maybe these funny pictures and videos will bring a much-needed smile to your face. Wishing you a peaceful, stress-free weekend. ☺

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The next one is a rerun from last week, but I liked it so much that I just had to post it again:


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Finally, here's Ellen with some hilarious bad gifts segments.








Monday, December 10, 2012

Mission complete—but oh, what a day!


Oh, Santa, you do work hard.
Image courtesy of Sanja Gjenero, rgbstock.com
Parents, you know how it is. When your child requests something special for Christmas—something he or she just has to have—you'll go to any lengths to make the dream come true.

I was on one of those missions yesterday. My task? To locate and bring home this doll: Sweet Dreams Dora. I'd seen her in stores all over town. Piece of cake, I thought.

I should have reminded myself of what holiday is coming up. Oh, and I probably should have considered one other thing:

For some reason, every girl loves Dora.

I drove to the local Toys R Us, where I'd seen the doll a few months ago. My first moment of panic hit when I discovered that the store had relocated its Dora section. Once I found the right area, I scanned the shelves, expecting to grab the doll and run to the register, but ... no Dora.

Actually, I should clarify: no Sweet Dreams Dora. There were Dora phones, Dora accessories, and baby Doras. There was a mermaid Dora, a plush Dora, and a bathtub set featuring Dora and her monkey friend Boots.

What there wasn't was a Sweet Dreams Dora.

On to the next store.

Once I had parked in the back forty of Target's crowded parking lot and made the hike to the store's door, I hightailed it to the toy section, raced to the Dora aisle, and stood gasping for air as I perused the shelves. That didn't take me long. They were nearly bare.

It's probably needless to say this, but I'll say it anyway:

No Sweet Dreams Dora.

I waved an exhausted good-bye to that store, trekked back to my Town and Country, and drove on to the next Target. By then it was raining, so I racewalked from the depths of the parking lot to the far corner of the store, where all the toys live. Be there, be there, I mumbled as I looked down each aisle.

I finally found the right section, and there on a shelf of picked-over toys, shining as if lit by a spotlight (okay, so I exaggerate) was my prize, the elusive Sweet Dreams Dora. A father looking confusedly at Barbies stood in front of her, blocking her from my reach, and I apologized as I nearly pushed him out of the way and captured that prized doll. "I've been to three stores looking for this thing," I said, and he nodded in understanding. He knew. All parents do.

I carried Dora to the register, holding my breath until the cashier gave me the bag and a thank you. Dora was mine! For a time, anyway. She will be my daughter's soon. At the moment, she's enjoying her temporary home in the crawl space, but come Christmas morning, my little girl will find Sweet Dreams Dora beneath the tree, her Santa dreams come true.

Whew.

Now I know what you're probably thinking: Why didn't I just order the doll online and save myself the hassle? The answer is simple.

I am weird.

Don't get me wrong; I love shopping online. In fact, my husband and I sat down the other night and ordered several toys online. When it comes to dolls, though, I can't bring myself to click on Add to Cart. I like to pick them out myself because I always want to buy the one with the cutest face and best hair. It's shallow, I know, and also a waste of time since my three-year-old has a tendency to treat her dolls not so kindly anyway, but that's the way I am. Of course none of that mattered this time since I had only one doll to choose from, but hey, I tried! And I'm just glad I—I mean Santa—can make my daughter's dream come true.


So tell me, have you ever had to search high and low for a toy for your child? When you were a kid, what toy did you just have to have?

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Six-word Saturday


Making a list, checking it twice.
 
There's just so much to do! I wouldn't be able to remember everything if I didn't make lists.
What's your strategy for making sure everything gets done during this busy time of year?

Happy Saturday!

Friday, January 6, 2012

Shopping

Today's 100 words:

As I browsed the shelves at Barnes and Noble this past Christmas season, I saw an older gentleman with an armload of purchases. He stopped near me for a second before spotting some books piled on the floor. He hurried over to them, grabbed the one from the top, glanced at the cover, flipped through the pages, nodded, and then added the book to his stack. I wondered: Had he been searching for that book, or was it one of those desperate, gotta-find-something purchases I saw so many make when I worked retail? My money's on the latter.

Monday, December 26, 2011

Almost that time of year

Today's 100 words:
 
Now that Christmas is over--now that the gifts have been unwrapped and life is starting to return to its less hectic, less busy pace--my thoughts start to turn toward the new year and what it holds. In the next few days I will no doubt be writing another list of resolutions--(I prefer to call them goals)--things that I hope to accomplish in 2012. I went through the list I made for 2011 and was happy to discover that while I didn't achieve everything on it, I did meet many of my objectives. I'm hopeful for 2012.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Only the echo

Today's 100 words:
 
It's just past 6 p.m. now, and after only three hours of sleep last night, I'm ready to drop. It was a nice day passed in a whirlwind of torn paper and crumpled bows, a constant chorus of children screaming their delight over the gifts Santa brought. But for all the preparation that went into the holiday, it's over much too soon. The late nights spent wrapping presents, days spent baking cookies, time spent writing out cards...all for moments that pass too quickly, and suddenly night has fallen, leaving only the lingering echo of my children's delighted laughter.

Friday, December 23, 2011

I spy

Today's 100 words:

My parents' bedroom shared a wall with my bedroom, and I remember surreptitiously taking a glass from the kitchen before going to bed one Christmas Eve, then holding it up to the wall, trying to hear what my parents were saying as they wrapped gifts. When morning finally came, my sister and I sneaked peeks at the tree in the living room while we waited for Daddy to get up, then headed to our stockings, always filled with chocolate and small gifts. Christmas was the only day of the year that Mom allowed us to eat candy for breakfast.

Monday, December 19, 2011

An unfortunate tradition

Today's 100 words:
 
It occurred to me when I looked at the date this morning that the countdown to Christmas has truly begun, and I'm starting to feel a bit of panic. When my sister and I were on Facebook last night, chatting as we each wrote Christmas cards, she told me that she had finished all her shopping last Monday and asked if I was done yet. My answer? "Hahahahaha. No." It seems to be my (unfortunate) tradition that I finish most of my Christmas preparations at the last minute, so I fully expect to be buying and wrapping presents right up until the moment Santa arrives.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

The busy season

Today's 100 words:
 
Christmas is only two weeks away, and I haven't done much to get ready. The kids and I picked up a few presents for daddy, but that's been the extent of my preparation. Today after church we'll buy our tree, and then hopefully this week I'll find the time to buy more gifts and decorate. There's just so much to do, and I get stressed thinking about it. Every year I vow that the next year I'll be more organized and shop early and not have to stay up all night on Christmas Eve, yet every year is the same.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Stress

Today's 100 words:

December 1. It doesn't seem possible that it's already the beginning of the last month of 2011. As a rule, I dread December. I love what the spirit of Christmas represents, but I hate all the extra things that need to get done this month: the family pictures that have to be taken, the clothes that need to be bought before those pictures can be shot, the Christmas shopping that needs to be done, the Christmas cards that have to be written and mailed, the last-minute gifts that need to be purchased and wrapped... It's a lot of stress.

Friday, January 14, 2011

The pony is having an identity crisis?

I've been thinking about this one off and on since Christmas morning. Santa brought my eighteen-month-old daughter a pink rocking horse. It talks and sings when you press its ears, and it's really very adorable. But there's something strange about it too. When this cute little PINK pony sings, a very masculine declares, "I'm a pretty pony..."

I don't know. Maybe I'm the only one who finds this funny--and possibly a little disturbing. I wonder what the creators had in mind when they were testing voices for this horse. Who knows? Maybe they were going for the humor. If so, they succeeded. I laugh every time one of the kids plays with this toy.